the fuck was with that guy, anyway
THIS IS THE BEST THING OMG
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May 27, 2012
May 27, 2012
*slams her door in Carolina’s face and flops onto her bed*
May 27, 2012
Alaska is my boyfriend and you keep your filthy paws off of his name. And I don’t give a flying fuck if you are the boss, you can just go suck it.
Oh ho ho, and here I find I’ve been secretly talking to South the whole time. Clever of you to steal her armour like that. Though I did think you were taller than Connie. Should we go tell Alaska about this? I think Alaska would find this particularly amusing. Come on, let’s go find Alaska.
I just ha- ….what? I’ve never touched South’s armor. Ever. What kind of shit are you spouting now?
Well you were acting like such a huge bitch I figured you just had to be South in Connie’s armour. *smiles coldly*
Bitch I’m not wearing armor. Get your visor cleared and checked by Utah.
May 27, 2012
I think I’ve noticed. We can hear you halfway down the hall sometimes you two are so LOUD.
*turns a furious red but tries to stay as calm as before*
*clenches teeth slightly* Not gonna lie, Connie, it’s a little fucked up you listen. Do you bring Alaska too?
Not my fault his room is close to the lounge. Even Maine can hear you two.
*smiles thinly* Not my fault you feel compelled to stay in the lounge when you can hear us. Unless you like it that is. Does Alaska know about this creepy fetish of yours?
Alaska is my boyfriend and you keep your filthy paws off of his name. And I don’t give a flying fuck if you are the boss, you can just go suck it.
Oh ho ho, and here I find I’ve been secretly talking to South the whole time. Clever of you to steal her armour like that. Though I did think you were taller than Connie. Should we go tell Alaska about this? I think Alaska would find this particularly amusing. Come on, let’s go find Alaska.
I just ha- ….what? I’ve never touched South’s armor. Ever. What kind of shit are you spouting now?
May 27, 2012
I think I’ve noticed. We can hear you halfway down the hall sometimes you two are so LOUD.
*turns a furious red but tries to stay as calm as before*
*clenches teeth slightly* Not gonna lie, Connie, it’s a little fucked up you listen. Do you bring Alaska too?
Not my fault his room is close to the lounge. Even Maine can hear you two.
*smiles thinly* Not my fault you feel compelled to stay in the lounge when you can hear us. Unless you like it that is. Does Alaska know about this creepy fetish of yours?
Alaska is my boyfriend and you keep your filthy paws off of his name. And I don’t give a flying fuck if you are the boss, you can just go suck it.
May 27, 2012
Should we call Utah? I’m sure he knows where Wyoming is. I mean, you said it, after all. But still, I have to wonder where this leaves poor Alaska in all this.
*facepalm* Go fuck the Director.
*crosses arms and tilts head* You know, I’d consider it, but I tend to have a very specific, half-blind lockpick type. *shrugs blithely*
I think I’ve noticed. We can hear you halfway down the hall sometimes you two are so LOUD.
*turns a furious red but tries to stay as calm as before*
*clenches teeth slightly* Not gonna lie, Connie, it’s a little fucked up you listen. Do you bring Alaska too?
Not my fault his room is close to the lounge. Even Maine can hear you two.
May 27, 2012
Should we call Utah? I’m sure he knows where Wyoming is. I mean, you said it, after all. But still, I have to wonder where this leaves poor Alaska in all this.
*facepalm* Go fuck the Director.
*crosses arms and tilts head* You know, I’d consider it, but I tend to have a very specific, half-blind lockpick type. *shrugs blithely*
I think I’ve noticed. We can hear you halfway down the hall sometimes you two are so LOUD.
May 27, 2012
Don’t Call Me Connie. Call me CT.: ask-agent-carolina: Don’t Call Me Connie. Call me CT.:…
Should we call Utah? I’m sure he knows where Wyoming is. I mean, you said it, after all. But still, I have to wonder where this leaves poor Alaska in all this.
*facepalm* Go fuck the Director.
May 27, 2012
Don’t Call Me Connie. Call me CT.: ask-agent-carolina: ask-agentconnecticut: ask-agent-carolina:…
“They’re all out for…
Aww look at the lovebirds squabbling. Poor Alaska never stood a chance did he?
Shut the hell up Lina.
Tsk, tsk, watch your language there, Connie….
Ooo a love triangle! Is it steamy like one of his hand-crafted lattes?
I…what? Nooo!!! The fuck Carolina…..god I’d rather fuck Wyoming right now.
May 27, 2012
“They’re all out for…
Aww look at the lovebirds squabbling. Poor Alaska never stood a chance did he?
Shut the hell up Lina.
Tsk, tsk, watch your language there, Connie. You’d almost think I hit a nerve.
Don’t you have a drunk York to take care of or something?
He’s not drunk, he’s hungover, and he’s a big boy. I’m sure he’ll manage. Nice deflection though. It almost made me forget about you and Coffee Guy’s forbidden love.
No, actually that’s him and 479er.
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